#10 It’s nice to have someone who thinks all your jokes are funny – even when you aren’t making one
#9 You no longer look like a weirdo when you talk to yourself in the grocery store. Everybody thinks you are just mumbling to your kids
#8 No more questions about your clothing choices. Everybody assumes you are too tired or too busy to care about fashion
#7 Tax Deduction, Tax Deduction, Tax Deduction
#6 No more need to justify why you own three video game systems, a gameboy, and an entire collection of Star Wars action figures.
#5 Once again you can dress up for Halloween for absolutely no reason.
#4 The opportunity to secretly whisper your Christmas wish to Santa Claus – just in case
#3 A standing ovation every time you return home from doing anything — even if you just ran to the gas station
#2 Getting the opportunity to experience life all over again from a fresh beginning
#1 Little kisses from little lips that are wet, sticky and filled with an unabashed love of YOU.
Great post! I’m stumbling right now.
Esp. love the grocery one. I always feel naked without my kids. Or I would, if I ever did go to the grocery store without them.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve caught myself talking out loud in the grocery store with nobody around. Very embarrassing.
That was one too many tax deductions. You’re going to get us in trouble.