Act I
David: Hey, one of my vendors gave me two tickets to go see Colbie Caillet and John Mayer at the Starplex. It is for tomorrow night. All you have to do is get a babysitter.
Me: ALL I have to do is get a babysitter? Why didn’t you just ask me to make the Earth stop moving?
Act II
Me: Is it my imagination or are animated animals playing around Colbie Calliet’s feet every time she sings?
David: Yeah, she is soooo “Summer 08”.
Me: I feel like this concert should be called “Suburbia Has A Night Out”.
Act III
John Mayer (without shirt and with 6-pack abs): OOOOHHHH DALLAS!!!
Me: DUUUUDE!!
David: HE’S FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!
Drunk Lady: IS ANYBODY SITTING HERE?
Me: I THINK I’M IN LOVE
David: ME TOO
Drunk Lady: I’M JUST GOING TO STAND HERE OK?
Act IV
Me: I CAN’T HEAR AT ALL! I HOPE WE DON’T GET PULLED OVER?
David: WHY? YOU DIDN’T DRINK?
Me: WHAT?
David: I SAID, YOU DIDN’T DRINK?
Me: I KNOW I DIDN’T DRINK. WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?
David: OH FORGET IT!
Act V
David: So much for leaving the concert early to beat traffic. Ugh, we’re going to be here forever
Me (driving): Let’s turn down this street – I think I can cut over.
David: I don’t think that’s a street.
Me: Sure it is, why would they have “no parking” signs?
David (as the street gets narrower): Yeah, this is a sidewalk.
Me: Um, yeah I think you’re right. Please don’t tell anybody I was sober and drove on a sidewalk.
omg you drove on a sidewalk…i can’t stop laughing!!
Yeah, we had a heck of a time getting out of there too. I don’t recall driving on any sidewalks though… 🙂
Funny.
I remember one time my mom turned the wrong way onto a one-way street in their big Suburban. Luckily there was a wide sidewalk to get on, because we were facing 6 lanes of traffic.
Isn’t John Mayer dating Jennifer Aniston (so he must be cute. Also, isn’t it sad that I know that?).
I don’t know who the guy is that you saw, but it certainly was a memorable night. LMAO!!!!!
THE SIDEWALK?!!!! hahahahahaha
incredible =)
i drove the wrong way on a one way street. twice. sober. feel better?