God, Time & Bottoms

We mailed Max’s pacifiers to the “paci-fairy” today and on our way back home from the post office the kids had this conversation. No further explanation is required.

Lucy
: Max, when you were a little baby before you had a pacifier, you were in heaven with God.
Max: Gaud?
Lucy: Yes, all babies are with God. And then you closed your eyes and slept for awhile and then you came out of Mommy’s bottom
Max: I dwid?
Lucy: Yes, but I came out of Mommy’s bottom first. WAAAAAAYYY before you. Like a 100 years ago.

4 thoughts on “God, Time & Bottoms”

  1. HA HA!!!

    Good luck with the paci’s!

    Olivia was 3 and we took her to Build-A-Bear, let her pick out a bear. Kiss her paci goodbye and they sewed it up in the bear. She cried and whined for about 2 weeks then was fine.

    She’ll be 4 in March and loves to play with her bear and sleep with it.

  2. Awesome!

    I read on Antique Mommy that she keeps a mini-recorder in the car, and when she senses it’s “talk” time, she pushes record, and then she can go back and ponder these things later. I’ve been thinking that that’s a fantastic idea, and now I’m convinced I better do it.

  3. Let’s see now, would that be the “front bottom” or the “back bottom” using the terminology of my other three granddaughters?

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