Me: Lucy, I was thinking that we might have a gymnastics party for your birthday in January. What do you think of that idea?
Lucy: Oh yeah, that would be nice. But after that I don’t want to have any more parties.
Me: You don’t want ANY more parties?
Lucy: Well, I don’t want any more birthday parties because I don’t want to grow up. I want to just stop at 5.
Me: Why?
Lucy: Because I LUUUUVVVVVEEEE BEING A KID!!!!!!!
Me: True. True.