I won’t do it. I refuse. I cannot support one more fictional character invading my house and giving my kids candy. I’m all for Santa Claus and even the Tooth Fairy, but the Easter Bunny? C’mon people. I have a daughter who at three years old told me the characters at Disney World were really people wearing costumes. You think she’s going to believe a giant rabbit busted into her house in the middle of the night and left eggs? Oh, and last year she asked me how the Easter Bunny carried all those eggs. How does he do it? I have no idea. Not to mention that I have a hard enough time balancing Passover Seder and Easter dinner you want me to throw in some pagan spring rituals too? I can’t do it people. I won’t. Happy freakin’ Easter!