There is this little meme that has recently been floating around Facebook. It is a questionnaire that you are to ask your children. While Max was busy puking last week, Lucy and I completed the questions. Here are her answers. She is 5 years old. My comments are in paranthesis

1. What is something mom always says to you?
We can have drinks
(Wouldn’t CPS love to hear that?)

2. What makes mom happy?
When we listen to you and we don’t roll on the floor at your doctor

3. What makes mom sad?
That we don’t listen to you

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
you make funny faces

5. What was your mom like as a child?
You were like Maggie (Lucy’s cousin. At first I thought this was a strange answer but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I actually was a lot like Maggie)

6. How old is your mom?
4:30

7. How tall is your mom?
33 inches

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
watch movies with me (of course she couldn’t say read or cook or spend quality time together)

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
you clean up (so sad)

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
That you will always be my mommy forever!!

11. What is your mom really good at?
good at Lego Indiana Jones (Xbox and I must say that I’m pretty proud of my mad-ninja-video game skills.)

12. What is your mom not very good at?
bad at cooking (wow, I’m crushed by this)
sometimes you are good and sometimes you are bad but I still love you (thanks for that ringing endorsement Lucy)

13. What does your mom do for her job?
cleaning up, cook, school

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Ham (which is funny because I HATE ham)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
When you play games with me

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Tigger

17. What do you and your mom do together?
we color (again she doesn’t mention oh “we read together” or “we make cookies”)

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We’re both girls and we like to paint fake people (yeah, I don’t know what this means)

19. How are you and your mom different?
Your big and I’m small, well, I’m kind of big

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Because you say “you’re a good girl”

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
To the aquarium and to the store

Apparently I’m not spending near enough time bonding with my daughter.