Me: What makes you think that?
Lucy: Well, Tinker Bell is a fairy and she isn’t real. So, fairies aren’t real. So, the tooth fairy isn’t real
Lucy: I’m glad we live where we live
Lucy: because nobody is poor here. Daddy works and makes money and I’m glad we’re not poor
Me: Yes, we’re very lucky
Lucy: yeah, that is why I don’t want to grow up
Lucy: Well, it doesn’t look like fun. I don’t want to go to school and teach people stuff all day
Me: Well, you don’t have to be a teacher like mommy – you can be anything
Lucy: I don’t want to be anything. I don’t want to work
Lucy: What is a miracle?
Me: a miracle is something only God can do
Lucy: How did Jesus get into heaven with God?
Me: Well, that is one of those things that we just don’t know
Lucy: How could God bring Jesus to heaven if he doesn’t have any hands?
Me: I don’t know
Lucy: I KNOW!! God sent a bunch of little mice with wings and they carried Jesus up to heaven.
Lucy praying: “Dear God, thank you for all of our things. That you for this food that Mommy has made. And please let us have our baby and don’t make it die. Amen”
Lucy: Do you know the opposite of bacon Daddy?
David: No, what is it?
“Do people become bad because they can’t find their shoes?”
“When I grow up I want to be like God”
“Daddy isn’t fat the food is”